Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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