i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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