He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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