SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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