i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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