Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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