Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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