glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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