Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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