high people should be assigned attendants
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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