At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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