I'm pants shitting drunk right now
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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