ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You need a sexual gate keeper
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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