Do vagina's smell?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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