I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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