Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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