so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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