I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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