I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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