how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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