He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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ttyl tear gas
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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