week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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