We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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