and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
