being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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