I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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