Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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