do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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