I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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