If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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