i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Bring me that man meat
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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