He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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