I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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