This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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