Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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