I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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