awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I want to be your penis for a week.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
