The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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