Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
