Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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