Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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