to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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