like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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