So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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