I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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