This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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