She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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