My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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