i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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