Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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