He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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