Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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