I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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