Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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