i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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