You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much